A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.
Is that… a frisbee?
He just wants to play catch
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
L M F A O.
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
The ol razzle dazzle
kate: “what the hell is so special about scott mccall?”
me: *breaks out power point and twenty page thesis statement*
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed
theyve come to free him
this is so real