alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch


titleofshow:

rahhb:

There’s no graffiti like Broadway graffiti

I will never not reblog this omfg


qawiya:

highfivesforcoolguys:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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L M F A O.


kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle


  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk


yukiruma:

kate: “what the hell is so special about scott mccall?”

me: *breaks out power point and twenty page thesis statement*



kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog


lggyzalea:

getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed

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featherdusters:

theyve come to free him


methhomework:

this is so real