glamydia:

yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)



http://prettyboyshyflizzy.tumblr.com/post/95224690814/i-remember-one-time-i-was-over-my-mans-house

prettyboyshyflizzy:

I remember one time i was over my mans house playing 2k and he tried to buck up on his girl to show off and it backfired

Girl: *comes home from work* “bae why u aint clean the kitchen”

Him: *nudges me on the arm* *whispers* “bruh watch this”

"BITCH ILL DO IT WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT"

Her:



imsoshive:

She on beat like a muhhfucka

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insimplygirlmind:

Look at her eyebrow! hahaha 


biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’



falloutbong:

i went on my mums facebook page and thats my dad sticking a golf club up his boss’ ass but i think my favourite part is my mums comment 



denimofafamilygene:

can we discuss this