Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
sexist/homophobe/racist: “everybody has the right to their own opinion :) it’s a free country i can say whatever i want :)”
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
MARIO JOINS THE PARTY
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.
this is the most important video of my life